Geesh, Youth Today, Your so Olive Oil.

I’ve looked at your tumblr like 300 times.

I always feel like I have no time

But I have loads

Loads and loads

I don’t have friends

But hear my name called a lot

I don’t trust a single cunt

It’s dated to act all vague and blunt

“Like seriously”, “but no”, “I cant even”

Oh please go die from all that white snow

The longer you store a gag, the staler it becomes

Like loaf, or oat cake – gluten free MOFO

Interest in wearing one colour

Seems to be v in vogue

Basic alliteration

For basic bitch babes

From leatherhead and Brighton

Home done dip-dye

The fumes eroding they’re

- commonplace bearded boyfriend

And high street chain jobs –

And dreams of living in Shoreditch

Next to the boy from that…

£100 pound tattoos

Quotes

From movies

“Like”

Independent, and dead pan – lives so awful

They get pissed, and fuck and sodomised at festivals.

Summers of pretending at free love

 And never knowing rich enough people to achieve, the ultimate goal

 Free drugs.

EDM is not a way of life

And that short you made

No one cared

You. irrelevant.

And uninteresting

And as remarkable as the Cadburys Freddo I now regret eating.

Manufacturalble.

You probs want to be kale, but you’re so olive oil.