Are younger siblings always Cooler, Buffer, Smarter?
Gorigia, Cara, Pixie, Alice, the list could go on. What is it that makes younger sisters so much better? Is it some sort of biological mishap that people have failed to notice until now? I'm starting to beleive the longer the eggs brew in the mother, the finer the baby. It would seem eggs, babies, children whatever you want to call them, especially of the pedigree sort come out better with some time to, for want of better word 'age'. Like a fine wine or cheese. By the third or second child the genes between both parents have finally had time to even out to maximise lip size, bone structure, talent, and intelligence to make one pretty great human package. Thus making the first couple of offspring a sort of cruel biological experiment. Resulting in living a cruel existence of menacing inferiority complexes. Being an eldest child holds constant responsibility and great disappointment, they get mobile phones at 12, their younger sibling gets it at 9, they have to babysit every weekend at 15 for free, their younger sibling goes clubbing every weekend at 15 for free and so on.So we've established why their buffer, but why smarter? cooler?
Well this is obvious, they've watched their older siblings and moulded themselves into better dressing more intelligent funnier versions.By learning every fashion mistake their elders ever made, and by noting every stupid thing they ever said. A younger sibling subconsciously internalise this information and grows up to be the best they can be. Older siblings its not your fault, you were just subject to another cruel reality of the world, what can I say? Life's a Bitch. A solution to stopping this vicious never ending circle would be, when you do reproduce, to drown the the first couple runts you have, and keep the last three. But that would be extreme.
Ps I'm the youngest child. Obviously.
(irony should be detected in all of the above passage, and none of the above should result in offence)
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